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challengerapproaching:

Oh, We Mahvel now?

Found this RIDICULOUS video on Reddit and thought you guys oughtta see it yourselves. :P

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charminglyantiquated:

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 
Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
I screwed the barmaid.
Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
I screwed a lot of girls here.
Sollemnes, you screw well!
Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.


There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.




I am laughing so hard


someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

that’s both concerning and comforting

charminglyantiquated:

lady-tyrell:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

  • Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
  • Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
  • I screwed the barmaid.
  • Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
  • I screwed a lot of girls here.
  • Sollemnes, you screw well!
  • Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

image

There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

image

someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

that’s both concerning and comforting

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xsecundus is gay
Anonymous said:
what kind of blogs do you follow

crimewave420:

I follow a wide range of blogs to make sure my own blog content is as inconsistent and annoying as possible

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jellyfishdraws:

“Link, you can’t spend a rupee with a person inside of it.”

jellyfishdraws:

Link, you can’t spend a rupee with a person inside of it.”

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Then did he raise on high the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, saying, “Bless this, O Lord, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.” And the people did rejoice and did feast upon the lambs and toads and tree-sloths and fruit-bats and orangutans and breakfast cereals … Now did the Lord say, “First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.”

» Book of Armaments, Chapter 4, Verses 16 to 20 (via neon—noon)  
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seerdescend:

this song makes it impossible to not be pumped no matter what youre fuckin doing

seerdescend:

this song makes it impossible to not be pumped no matter what youre fuckin doing

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iiaki:

context doesn’t even help honestly

iiaki:

context doesn’t even help honestly

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squidnapped:

surprise-adoption:

my kind of skyrim

#finally skyrim is playable
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multidjc:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.




I’m not even sorry

multidjc:

romamochi:

profmth:

Mitt Romney’s family misspell their last name in the greatest Freudian slip in history.

image

Is it wrong to love this?

I’m not even sorry

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